1. “Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.” — Truvy Jones
A true Southern gem, this quote perfectly sums up the spirit of the film. Life is hard, but laughter makes it a little easier to bear.
2. “You know, I love you more than my luggage.” — Truvy Jones
Truvy’s humor and warmth shine through with this funny line that shows just how much she cares about her friends.
3. “I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.” — Shelby Eatenton
Shelby’s words echo the importance of cherishing life’s most beautiful moments, even if they’re fleeting.
4. “I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!” — Ouiser Boudreaux
Ouiser always knows how to bring the laughs with her tough exterior and sharp tongue.
5. “If you can’t say anything nice about anyone, come sit by me.” — Ouiser Boudreaux
Ouiser is no stranger to sass, and this line proves it. It’s one of the most iconic quotes in the movie.
6. “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” — Clairee Belcher
Clairee’s quick wit and love for life are encapsulated in this hilarious observation.
7. “This is it. This is the day we have been waiting for. It’s the happiest day of my life. I’m so happy. I could die.” — Truvy Jones
Truvy’s exaggerated joy over a seemingly mundane situation makes her a fan favorite.
8. “You are a beautiful woman, Shelby, but you are too good to be true!” — M’Lynn Eatenton
A sweet and touching moment between a mother and daughter, highlighting M’Lynn’s unconditional love for Shelby.
9. “I’m so glad you’re here. It makes the big difference.” — Clairee Belcher
A heartwarming sentiment from Clairee, showing the strength of friendship.
10. “I have to tell you, this is the first time in my life that I have ever looked forward to anything.” — Truvy Jones
Truvy always keeps it real. Her humor and optimism shine through, even in difficult times.
11. “I am the queen of the house, and I am always right.” — Ouiser Boudreaux
Ouiser’s no-nonsense attitude is what makes her one of the funniest characters in the movie.
12. “Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.” — Annelle Dupuy-Desoto
Annelle’s quirky personality shines here as she juggles personal struggles while remaining devoted to her job.
13. “You know, I’d like to get some of those left-over hairdos.” — M’Lynn Eatenton
M’Lynn’s sarcasm and wit are never in short supply, and this line delivers one of the film’s funniest moments.
14. “I wish I could be you, all fresh and pretty, and in a new dress!” — Ouiser Boudreaux
Ouiser, ever the blunt character, has no qualms about expressing her feelings, especially when it comes to Shelby.
15. “I just want to hit something! I just want to hit somebody until they’re nice.” — Clairee Belcher
Clairee’s frustration and exasperation are comically captured in this line, showing her no-nonsense attitude.
16. “You know I love you more than my luggage.” — Truvy Jones
This line reflects the unconditional love Truvy has for her friends, delivered in her signature humorous style.
17. “Just when I think I’m getting better, you come up with that face of yours.” — M’Lynn Eatenton
M’Lynn’s dry humor shows through here, especially as she deals with her daughter’s struggles.
18. “I’m too young to be this old!” — Ouiser Boudreaux
Ouiser’s quick wit and sharp comebacks make her one of the funniest characters in the movie.
19. “You don’t know how lucky you are to have a daughter who loves you.” — M’Lynn Eatenton
A tender moment between M’Lynn and Shelby, highlighting the deep bond between mother and daughter.
20. “That’s what happens when you’re raised by women who know how to talk.” — Truvy Jones
Truvy’s comment about women’s strength and communication reflects the essence of the film.
21. “I’ll bet you five bucks that I can get them to let me in there without even saying anything.” — Clairee Belcher
Clairee’s confidence and mischievous nature come through in this line, making her one of the most memorable characters.
22. “You’re about as subtle as a hand grenade.” — Ouiser Boudreaux
Ouiser’s directness is on full display here, showcasing her fiery personality.
23. “I’ve got two things to say about it: One, I am not going to make a scene. And two, it’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to!” — Truvy Jones
Truvy always knows how to lighten the mood, even in moments of stress.
24. “I just got back from a funeral, but you make me feel like I just came out of a party!” — M’Lynn Eatenton
M’Lynn’s honest and raw emotion rings true in this line, showing her vulnerability amidst a chaotic situation.
25. “The time has come to tell the truth. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.” — M’Lynn Eatenton
A tender moment of love and affirmation between M’Lynn and Shelby.
26. “You make a great kid, but I don’t want to be your momma anymore!” — Ouiser Boudreaux
Ouiser’s tough love comes through with a mix of humor and genuine care for those around her.
27. “Let’s go find a place where the good stuff happens.” — Truvy Jones
Truvy’s optimistic attitude towards life is something that makes her an inspiring character, despite her tough exterior.
28. “That’s what you’ve got to do when you’re up to your neck in alligators.” — Truvy Jones
Truvy’s pragmatic approach to life’s challenges shines here, reminding us to handle adversity with grace.
29. “In this day and age, if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all!” — Clairee Belcher
Clairee’s lighthearted take on life’s problems reflects her wisdom and humor.
30. “There’s so much good in the world, we just need to see it!” — M’Lynn Eatenton
A reminder from M’Lynn that, even in times of despair, there is always goodness around us.
31. “Truvy, you are too much. And I love you for it.” — Ouiser Boudreaux
A rare moment of tenderness from Ouiser as she expresses affection for her dear friend Truvy.
32. “You can’t help but love a woman who’s as sweet as she is!” — Clairee Belcher
Clairee’s love for Shelby is evident in this line, showcasing the bond between the women.
