We thought we’d take a look back at some of our favorite “Steel Magnolias” quotes, because why not?
“Honey, times marches on, and eventually you realize it is
marchin’ across your face.”
marchin’ across your face.”
“I’m not crazy. I’ve just been in
a very bad mood for 40 years!”
a very bad mood for 40 years!”
“Well, I haven’t left the house without Lycra on these thighs
since I was 14.”
since I was 14.”
“Smile! It increases your face
value.”
value.”
“I have a strict policy that nobody
cries alone in my presence.”
cries alone in my presence.”
“I don’t trust anybody that does their own hair. I don’t think it’s
normal.”
normal.”
“I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a
lifetime of nothing special.”
lifetime of nothing special.”
“Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say
about anybody, come sit by me!”
about anybody, come sit by me!”
“Don’t try to get on my good
side. I no longer have one.”
side. I no longer have one.”
“A dirty mind is a terrible
thing to waste.”
thing to waste.”
“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our
ability to accessorize.”
ability to accessorize.”
“He is a boil on the butt of
humanity!”
humanity!”
“In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a
size eight.”
size eight.”
